Tell me this one....?

tell me funny rhyming phrases. For example: jeepers-creepers

they should rhyme and they can also be tongue-twisters

Tell me this one....?
creepy-jeepy
Reply:hoity toity, rudey petudey, (and hold your tongue when you say this one) Sally sells seashells down by the seashore, she sits and sells and sells and sits, down by the seashore.
Reply:funny-bunny
Reply:good-mood
Reply:Honey-bunny. Artsy-fartsy. Humpty-Dumpty. Super-dooper. Leggo my Eggo.
Reply:1.) I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



2.)Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?



3.)Federal Express is now called FedEx.

When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.

But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.

Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.

If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.

When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.



4,)I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines



5.) How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans



6.)A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.



7.)Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.



8.)The bottle of perfume that Willy sent

was highly displeasing to Millicent.

Her thanks were so cold

that they quarreled, I'm told

o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
Reply:ASTHALAVISTHALA BABY
Reply:Back-Wack lol, I don't think that counts.
Reply:Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit

of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better

butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas

better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

and

if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

wheres the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?
Reply:millie minelli
Reply:silly-billy :)
Reply:Ok… See if you can keep up with, (let alone say) this…



Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.

So it’s better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot, but Shott swears he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot or Nott was Shott.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott himself,

Then Shott would be shot and Nott would not.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott but Nott.

It’s easy to say who was shot and who was not,

But we know who was Shott and who was Nott.



Or this one...



When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?



And lastly...



A right-handed fellow named Wright in writing, “write” always wrote “rite” where he meant to write right. If he’d written, “write” right, Wright would not have wrought rot writing “rite.”
Reply:Wakarimasen
Reply:love ya ange

angie lovely rhyme

rhyme the lovely

ange time
Reply:holy moly



do cry dry your eye, stick a needle in your big fat thigh, and watch it bleed till mid night. oops went too far with it sorry
Reply:I feel the feel which you feel and so u feel the feel that i feel,so i feel the feel that you felt.....Now u dont feel!!!!!!!1
Reply:teeter-totter!